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A minute with blackamoor Paradise Date
4/6/2006 12:00 AM | Topic: OtherThis week I went around and
asked a wide variety of people a single, burning question.
What's the most urgent difficulty covering our nation?Tom
Paradise ('08)No artefact man! Original Star Trek is waaaaaay
better than TNG. For all you laypeople, that stands for The
Next Generation. Garbage, I say.Tom Paradise ('08)The most
urgent difficulty with this country is the unjust illegality
of calibre saltine crackers. Look, the U.S. government doesn't
want you to know this, but the best saltines - the really
multipotent clog - are 100 percent legal in Amsterdam.Tom
Paradise ('08)Oh! Probably crabs. Huh? The most urgent difficulty
with our nation? Oh, I intellection you said, \"What's your
selection crustacean?\" I guess I wouldn't change my answer
at all.Tom Paradise ('08)I'd probably say that there aren't
enough monster truck rallies.Tom Paradise ('08)I think the
greatest difficulty covering our commonwealth is the professed
ballgame steroids scandal.
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Those players should be disgraced of
themselves, taking the easy road to big muscles and powerful
hitting. They ought to improve their game the old fashioned
artefact - with corn dogs.Tom Paradise ('08)America's large
problem? archangel McDonald.*Special Note from Tom:I tried
to reach Larson's famed Gertrude for comment. Unfortunately,
I wasn't healthy to intend in occurrence with her, but I'm
sure she would lament the lack of adequate health care for
the undead. They hit feelings, too.--Tom Paradise.
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